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YES! YES!

-saturdaynightlive: Paul Feig responds to Bridesmaids’ two Oscar nominations. <3

YES! YES!

-saturdaynightlive: Paul Feig responds to Bridesmaids’ two Oscar nominations. <3

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ever wondered how to avoid date rape? learn here, in this clip from “For a Good Time Call” featuring Ari Graynor and Lauren Miller (also writer/producer and all-around beautiful broad & friend). i’m hearing nothing but rave reviews for it’s premiere screening last night at Sundance. things like: “she’s a star!”, “fresh & funny”, “hilarious”, “ready for theatrical distribution”. i couldn’t be more excited and happy for the cast & crew!!!

i just know this well-written, hilarious comedy about girlfriend love will find a larger audience soon. and it will be worth the wait. sending warm fuzzies to the girls in Utah! i hope you’re having the BEST time ever.

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Giants are going to the SUPERBOWL!!!

3 reasons this is the best news ever:

1. J is the happiest he’s been since the last time this happened.

2. so is his brother, D.

3. this further proves that when i watch intently, the Giants win.

congrats to Tom Coughlin and the Giants team!!

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dear fashion god(s),
i&#8217;d like these fancy daytime pjs. the necklaces and bracelets too, if you&#8217;re feeling generous.
i will be in touch regularly regarding other pieces.
thank you,
tiffany


allthe-prettythings:
Giovanna Battaglia + Polka Dots

dear fashion god(s),

i’d like these fancy daytime pjs. the necklaces and bracelets too, if you’re feeling generous.

i will be in touch regularly regarding other pieces.

thank you,

tiffany

allthe-prettythings:

Giovanna Battaglia + Polka Dots

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2012.

2012.

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Jerry Lewis once said that women aren’t funny. And with all due respect, I would just like to say, ‘Fuck you!’

Judd Apatow accepting the Critics Choice Award for Best Comedy for Bridesmaids.

via: saturdaynightlive

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in a hurried daze of channel guiding, for a quick sec, i thought that said &#8220;Beyonce Scared Straight&#8221; and i got really excited. i have no idea. all i know is that my brain immediately went crazy with visions of orange jumpsuit onesies and screaming corn-rowed backup dancers. damn.

in a hurried daze of channel guiding, for a quick sec, i thought that said “Beyonce Scared Straight” and i got really excited. i have no idea. all i know is that my brain immediately went crazy with visions of orange jumpsuit onesies and screaming corn-rowed backup dancers. damn.

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yay, the trailer is here! so pumped about this cast and hearing them say jessica westfeldt words. i also always thought this is how i would procreate, a nicely ironed out agreement with a carefully selected close friend. so, i’m excited to see how it all shakes out. just in case one day i have to resort back to the original plan. (jk, J…i’m totally confident in the more recent “first comes marriage, then baby carriage” plan.)

p.s. are kristen wiig and jon hamm the comedic version of meryl and stanley? if so, i’m all for it. i’m a firm believer and avid supporter of actor marriages.

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BIG smile.
saw this at @rubbertracksnyc this morning and fell in love.

BIG smile.

saw this at @rubbertracksnyc this morning and fell in love.

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GLORY feat. B.I.C | Life+Times

okay, say what you want but this just made me cry. maybe it was watching the Shalom Mazie tribute beforehand. or maybe i’m just a sucker for father-daughter love proclaimed thru soulful hip hop but, afjdslkajfdksl. a mess’a tears.

i don’t know the Knowles/Carter camp but, many well wishes to them. that miscarriage line got me and i’m happy they got their blessing. welcome to the world baby Blue.

now, if you’ll excuse me, i’m going to watch a couple episodes of Roseanne to get my mind right again.

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next year&#8217;s xmas card.



thisfuckingbaby:
Look At This Fucking Italian Stereotype Baby!™ #happycolumbusday
meme-spot:

Baby Godfather
ryanbrady.tumblr.com
meme-spot

next year’s xmas card.

thisfuckingbaby:

Look At This Fucking Italian Stereotype Baby!™ #happycolumbusday

meme-spot:

Baby Godfather

ryanbrady.tumblr.com

meme-spot

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"New Model West-Jonze Preparatory School from K to 12"

thank you, Jesus. and Kanyeezy. i had no idea what school i was going to send my future United Nations-like children to. and i can’t think of anything better than a school whose dean (would ‘Ye or Spike be the dean? either way…) believes in the powerful combination of “the spirits of Steve Jobs, Alexander McQueen, and Michael Jackson”.

does anyone know if there’s a waiting list yet? you really have to get a jump on these things.

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"...now you can fully immerse yourself in the oceanic bliss of inspiration, oneness and compassion for the duration of 2012."

2012 goal: “oceanic bliss”

no pressure at all. that seems totally attainable.

happy new year!

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We focus on fixing our bodies. We spend $40 billion a year on beauty products. What if we actually took that money, took that time, took that energy and started fixing the world. Women would actually be in power.

Eve Ensler (via openheartsopenminds)

i love a good tinted moisturizer as much as the next chick but, Eve has a point.

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i meannn.
i&#8217;d like this framed and on my wall. i&#8217;d also like to look this amazing in a tux.


The cast of Bridesmaids on the cover of Entertainment Weekly.

i meannn.

i’d like this framed and on my wall. i’d also like to look this amazing in a tux.

The cast of Bridesmaids on the cover of Entertainment Weekly.