February 2012
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Feb 29th
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Feb 28th
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A Benefit for Justin's GIft w/Aziz Ansari,... →
azizisbored: I’m doing the benefit mentioned above tomorrow at Largo in LA. Please come. Click the link above to buy tickets.  If you read the really sad Rolling Stone article “Minnesota’s War on Gay Teens,”  this charity goes to help those kids out. The article made me really sad so I decided to put this show together to raise some money for the charity.  If you haven’t read the article, its...
Feb 28th
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Feb 23rd
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artists can barter talent for healthcare. →
brilliant.
Feb 23rd
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25 Extremely Upsetting Reactions To Chris Brown At... →
i’d like to message each of these girls and offer them compensation if they promise to never have children. #shitdumbgirlssay
Feb 22nd
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Jane Lynch "In Conversation" with Amy Poehler --... →
huffpostcomedy: Jane Lynch: You don’t seem like a dark person, but you have to have something dark going on. Tell us what’s dark about you. Amy Poehler: I don’t like most people. I really, really don’t. I don’t like other people or a lot of people. But other than that, I’m really fun to be around.
Feb 21st
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“i don’t want a black history month. black history is american history.”
– Morgan Freeman, 60 minutes interview. i’ve been saying that for years.
Feb 20th
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Maya Rudolph Spills the Beans About an SNL Alum... →
huffpostcomedy: Pssst. It’s Amy Poehler. YES!!!
Feb 17th
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Feb 15th
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@SashRocks, i'm not okay with it either.  →
in a post on @hellogiggles, Sasha Pasulka, VP of Marketing at Pop Salad, as if she took the thoughts right outta my head, tells us why she doesn’t think Chris Brown should have been performing at the Grammys. and i agree, with every word. click the link above to read her post. i never would have managed to express my feelings without dropping an obscene amount of four-letter words so, thank...
Feb 14th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 11th
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Viola Davis to Tavis Smiley: 'That Mindset You... →
“That very mindset that you have and that a lot of African-Americans have is absolutely destroying the black artist. The black artist cannot live in a place—in a revisionist place—a black artist can only tell the truth about humanity and humanity is messy, people are messy,” Davis told Smiley. “We as African-American artists are more concerned with image and message and not execution,...
Feb 10th
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"Wet Hot American Summer" Sequel?!?!?!! →
OHMYGOD! i love how j casually sticks this link in an email like “oh, you probably already know about this…”  UM. i did NOT know about this and my morning (possibly month) has just been made. “Wet Hot American Summer” sequel? are you serious?! the beautifully ridiculous genius of a movie that introduced me to some of my favorites?! aaaaaaaahhhhh! please happen,...
Feb 9th
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Maya Rudolph To Host 'SNL' February 18 →
YES!!!
Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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BREAKING NEWS: Appeals Court rules that Prop 8 is... →
yay for Civil Rights!!!
Feb 7th
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“be proud of good work not just the great opportunities that come from them, sing...”
– Rachael Holder’s facebook status. my brilliant, funny, insanely-talented friend: soon many, many other people will quote the things you write in blog posts, use them as pieces of their late show monologues and say them as their own words to creatives in important meetings to prove...
Feb 7th
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stunning Viola. →
click the link above to see stunning photos of Viola Davis from Los Angeles Times Magazine posted on Shadow and Act. i’m obsessed with her face. just, gorgeous. and what is that something wonderful she’s giving off? it’s like some magical, joyous, lifted concoction of amazing grace. here’s a sneak peek: also, please be sure to read the article. Oscar or not, for The...
Feb 5th
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a sweet moment with j.
after i referenced how supportive and loving he is, he said: we ride together. we die together. bad boys for life. it’s crazy how romantic we manage to be this many years later. be still my heart.
Feb 5th
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Feb 4th
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“I brake for birds, I rock a lot of polka dots, I have touched glitter in the...”
– Jess (The New Girl) while i do have moments when i sound like Murphy Brown, i agree that it’s fundamentally strange that someone could not be a dessert person. there has to be a way to treat that.
Feb 4th
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what Jennifer Love Hewitt's new gig means to me. →
ugh, so Ghost Whisperer is definitely not coming back? dammit. congrats, JLoHew. i guess i’m happy for you and all the moves you’re making. no really, i am. big fan. way to prove you’re more than vajazzling and perfect boobs.
Feb 4th
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Victory! Susan G. Komen for a Cure reverses... →
way to do what’s right, Susan G. Komen. “I pledge to help end the witch hunt against Planned Parenthood. Every time Planned Parenthood is attacked, I will stand up, fight back and defend health care for women.” - Judith Helfand say you will too by following the link and signing the pledge!
Feb 4th
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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January 2012
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Jan 31st
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Jan 28th
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WatchWatch
just saw this on a friend’s facebook page. my comment there and now, here: this kind of disrespect should be against the law. he’s our president. like, whether you dig it or not. that should count for EVERYTHING. p.s. THIS (among other, more significant reasons) is why i could never be president or the president’s wife. #illshowherthreatening
Jan 28th
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Jan 25th
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ever wondered how to avoid date rape? learn here, in this clip from “For a Good Time Call” featuring Ari Graynor and Lauren Miller (also writer/producer and all-around beautiful broad & friend). i’m hearing nothing but rave reviews for it’s premiere screening last night at Sundance. things like: “she’s a star!”, “fresh & funny”,...
Jan 23rd
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Giants are going to the SUPERBOWL!!! →
3 reasons this is the best news ever: 1. J is the happiest he’s been since the last time this happened. 2. so is his brother, D. 3. this further proves that when i watch intently, the Giants win. congrats to Tom Coughlin and the Giants team!!
Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 14th
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“Jerry Lewis once said that women aren’t funny. And with all due respect, I would...”
– Judd Apatow accepting the Critics Choice Award for Best Comedy for Bridesmaids. via: saturdaynightlive
Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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yay, the trailer is here! so pumped about this cast and hearing them say jessica westfeldt words. i also always thought this is how i would procreate, a nicely ironed out agreement with a carefully selected close friend. so, i’m excited to see how it all shakes out. just in case one day i have to resort back to the original plan. (jk, J…i’m totally confident in the more recent...
Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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GLORY feat. B.I.C | Life+Times →
okay, say what you want but this just made me cry. maybe it was watching the Shalom Mazie tribute beforehand. or maybe i’m just a sucker for father-daughter love proclaimed thru soulful hip hop but, afjdslkajfdksl. a mess’a tears. i don’t know the Knowles/Carter camp but, many well wishes to them. that miscarriage line got me and i’m happy they got their blessing. welcome...
Jan 10th
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Jan 8th
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"New Model West-Jonze Preparatory School from K to... →
thank you, Jesus. and Kanyeezy. i had no idea what school i was going to send my future United Nations-like children to. and i can’t think of anything better than a school whose dean (would ‘Ye or Spike be the dean? either way…) believes in the powerful combination of “the spirits of Steve Jobs, Alexander McQueen, and Michael Jackson”. does anyone know if...
Jan 5th
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"...now you can fully immerse yourself in the... →
2012 goal: “oceanic bliss” no pressure at all. that seems totally attainable. happy new year!
Jan 3rd
December 2011
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“We focus on fixing our bodies. We spend $40 billion a year on beauty products....”
– Eve Ensler (via openheartsopenminds) i love a good tinted moisturizer as much as the next chick but, Eve has a point.
Dec 27th
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Dec 10th
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dear talula, you’re the best little rental car ever. i just love zipping around LA in you. you even make long trips over the hill seem like a breeze. at first i hated that you were the only option after a long, late flight. and that you were white and a hatchback. and so expensive. but now that it’s been over a week, i think i like you a lot. oh, and…i’m sorry...
Dec 9th
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work with great people →
rule #1:  no assholes. rule #2:  work with friends. just in case you have an asshole moment. they’ll forgive you. rule #3:  do the same for them. rule #4:  no assholes.
Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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October 2011
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Oct 29th
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