if i didn’t adore you before…kristen, i totally get it.

and, j: this is exactly what might happen if you ever decide to surprise me with anything involving close interaction with elephants. like, exactly. not that i don’t want you to do it. just, fair warning. this will also be the day that i’m more thankful and less frustrated with your inability to capture momentous occasions on film.

and again, j, to be clear, definitely make the elephant thing happen.