“I brake for birds, I rock a lot of polka dots, I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours, […] and I find it fundamentally strange that you’re not a dessert person. That’s just weird, and it freaks me out. And I’m sorry I don’t talk like Murphy Brown, and I hate your pantsuit. I wish it had ribbons on it, or something to make it just slightly cuter.”
Jess (The New Girl)
while i do have moments when i sound like Murphy Brown, i agree that it’s fundamentally strange that someone could not be a dessert person. there has to be a way to treat that.
(via hellogiggles)
