need: dr. gates’ email, stat.
i need Dr. Henry Louis Gates’ email. can anyone help with that? i’ll be your best friend.
‘best friend’ disclaimer: oftentimes, i won’t answer the phone. i will answer your call with a text. and, i might drop off the face of the earth for days, sometimes weeks at a time, only to resurface and demand all of your attention. on the flip-side, i’m extremely loyal.
so, with that being said, i really need Dr. Gates’ primary email address. give me the legit email and yes, i will be your frequently unreachable, totally loyal, sometimes distant, bff.
