rose with words.

ever wondered how to avoid date rape? learn here, in this clip from “For a Good Time Call” featuring Ari Graynor and Lauren Miller (also writer/producer and all-around beautiful broad & friend). i’m hearing nothing but rave reviews for it’s premiere screening last night at Sundance. things like: “she’s a star!”, “fresh & funny”, “hilarious”, “ready for theatrical distribution”. i couldn’t be more excited and happy for the cast & crew!!!

i just know this well-written, hilarious comedy about girlfriend love will find a larger audience soon. and it will be worth the wait. sending warm fuzzies to the girls in Utah! i hope you’re having the BEST time ever.

r.i.p. @CondeElevator

i was so flattered when my mom asked if this was me.

i woke up with this in my head.  i’m still singing it and it looks like i might be for the rest of the day.  poor J.  these are the only words i know and soon, i’ll get bored and start making up my own.  poor, poor J.

classic.

omg, tiff…lovin ya for this one!  love seeing all those guys in one sketch!!  hilarious!!

openheartsopenminds:

I’m still laughing! Everyone needs to watch this … like right now!!!

funnyordie:

Funny or Die’s Presidential Reunion

Starring: Will Ferrell, Jim Carrey, Dana Carvey, Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd, Darrell Hammond, Fred Armisen, Maya Rudolph, and directed by Ron Howard.

Barack Obama gets a surprise visit in the night from ex-Presidents Bush Sr., Bush Jr., Clinton, Ford, Reagan and Carter to get a few pointers about the Consumer Financial Protection Agency and why it’s so important.

“i’m not tryin to be dramatic but i’d rather shoot myself in the face than eat this stupid food.”

 —Amy Poehler’s character, “Angie”, in the movie “Baby Mama”. 

i seriously watch this movie like, once a week.  it’s called laugh-therapy.  100% effective.

High-res

to:  tiff

i love you for this.  so dreamy.

from: tiff

openheartsopenminds:

TIFF!!! I had to re-post this. He is so dreamy :)

soupsoup:

ZACH GALIFIANAKIS is HOSTING Saturday Night Live on March 6

so glad “Between Two Ferns” isn’t caught up in all the jay said-conan said, nbc vs. everyone, late-night drama.  whew!!

i know the cooler thing would be to NOT jump on the Zach Galifianakis band wagon, but i can’t help it.  this guy is hilarious.  i think of scenes from Hangover and just crack up.  like, to myself.  just walking down the block or sitting on the train.

yes, that crazy girl on the train…laughing to herself?  that’s me.  thinkin’ about ZG.

oooh that pearl and her wacky ways…

still funny, almost 3 years later.

Track

Somebody's Watching Me (Single Version)

Artist

Rockwell

Album

20th Century Masters - The Millennium Collection: The Best of Motown '80s, Vol. 1

my mother is one of the most hilarious people ever.  especially, around holiday season.  and she hates to gift cash.  hates it.  she believes in giving thoughtful gifts that mean something.  but, considering this year’s need vs. want theme…she made an exception. while this song (the one posted above) played, she gave me this: 

 

a carefully choreographed, with audio and all, gift that made me laugh so hard i cried.  ahh, my mother and her accomplice, max.  amazing parentals.  and hilarious.

every year we try and talk my mother out of giving gifts.  but every year, she insists on giving atleast a few gifts.  i guess when you grow up a virtual orphan with no real holiday celebrations, let alone xmas gifts…you try and do the extreme opposite for your own family.  she’s great.  we have the dopest xmas eve tradition, the most laughs and the best food.  with or without the gifts, xmas with my family is my absolute favorite time of year! 

merry christmas folks…from my fam to yours.